还是不能过时的陈年老贴....

在旧blog里面挖到一个风少2007年3月12日的陈年老贴.... 发现，这一篇东西，到现在看来，还是一样，没过时......

什么中国崛起，华人将站起来之类的都还是笑话... 这篇东西已经存在space几年了，可是华人还是一样没有改变，无论如何喊着"站"起来，可是，脊椎骨还是软的...

在英国还说是人家的地方不得不低头，在新加坡这个华人地方，虽然英国人已经离开N年了，可是华人的心里，还是继续被殖民.....

在看到公司对老外哈腰的同事，在clarke quay看到倒贴鬼佬的华人妹妹等等，在zouk看到只骂本地人而不敢骂鬼佬bouncer，等等等等，有感而发.....

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Foong's dictionary for Chinese.........

Notice:

To those who I might - especially my chinese friends, malaysian chinese, indonesian chinese, etc etc - offend intentionally or unintentionally, please accept my apologies.

To those who can’t accept the way I think, please don’t read this shit at all, you won’t enjoy reading it.

To those who speak and write better English than mine, especially my mum, who always complained about my English, please correct my grammar mistakes in it.

Thank you!

Chinese – a catch-all term to call a yellow-skin person used by those too ignorant people who doesn’t know how to notice different faces and culture from all over Asia (no matter you are a Chinese, Taiwanese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Korean, Malaysian, Indonesian, etc etc etc…)

in western country, Chinese represents chinese food, those who never raised their hand to answer a single question in the class but getting straight A’s in final exams, sometimes those cheap enough gals that you could find in the nightclubs who will stick to a white guy no matter how fugly (meaning: fxxking ugly) he is. (another interesting topic that i would like to find out the reason why)

Finally, those who modified their cars by sticking Type-R stickers on their Mazda, V-Tec stickers on their Toyotas, and TRD stickers on their Hondas, those commonly come with a very loud, nasty enough, one-foot-in-radius exhaust pipe thinking that it can provides more horse power. Not forget mentioning their large bass subwoofer playing techno music with Chinese lyrics. (n.b.: in the states, those are labelled as 'ricer')

Chink – a racist, derogative term used by white. (yea, only whites, I never encountered this word from any other ethnics before, except whites).

The word chink is equivalent to the word NIGGA to blacks.

However, what makes the difference is, when you say the “N” word in front of a black, you will most likely end up yourself spending couple of hours searching for your broken teeth spreading all over the floor or a better case scenario, lying in the NHS wardroom with less lost tooth; WHEREAS if you mention the “C” word right on the face of a Chinese, which is really the race of cowards, they will just walk away as if they do not understand English or the word "chink" means (in some cases, they really don't), often giving themselves excuses like “不要惹事" (translate: don't get into trouble)....

Yea, what will I do normally? This is the algorithm that I developed base on my experiences.

If you.size > his.size or yourgang.count > hisgang.count then
Shout at his face = “shut the fxxk up! you vanilla face!”
Elseif chinatown.radius = 1km then
Shout at his face = “Say it again? Make sure you know where you are!”
Elseif police.nearby = true then
'Those vanilla faces haven't such guts to said that
Elseif you.contain(knife or guns) and youareprettysureyougonnawinthisfight then
Point it at him
Else
GoodChineseVirtue()
End if

Sub GoodChineseVirtue()
Walk away and acts like nothing happened.
Excuses.add = “不要惹事”
Excuses.add = blaa blaaaaa blaaaaa
End Sub

Quite coward huh? Yea, this is our Chinese “good” virtue isn’t it? That makes a Chinese Chinese.

Chinamen – A not-so-aggressive term for those vanilla-faced-racists-with-smaller-balls who doesn’t have guts to call Chinese a Chink.

Moron, idiots, stupid, et cetera – those who are slightly retarded than a retarded person, in this case it’s used to describe those Chinese people (no matter Chinese, Hongkies, Malaysian or even Indonesian) (in this real-life case, a Malaysian) who ordered Peking Aromatic Duck, Spring Rolls in cheap restaurants back in china town. And those who is sosososososososososo fucking ignorant (or just plainly idiot?) that asked me “what’s wrong with the word - Chink?” And asking me “what’s wrong with it again?” for the second time after I’d told her to try the “N” word to a black…

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也不懂该写什么观后感了.... 完！